Waffle House fantasy football last place finisher spent 15 hours there

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The old “have to spend 24 hours in a restaurant” is among the worst fantasy football punishments there is for coming in last place.

Just ask poor Lee Sanderlin, a journalist for the Clarion Ledger.

Sanderlin was in a league in which finishing in last place meant he had to spend 24 hours in a Waffle House, which may sound like a delicious punishment. However! He was told that every waffle he ate would knock off one hour from the 24.

Sanderlin tweeted the whole experience up until he left Friday morning, and so we had to recap the highs and many, many lows of this endeavor.

We’ll start from the beginning, in Mississippi:

It started out with … waffles!

Sanderlin was smart, bringing entertainment and starting with a pair of breakfasty goodness:

Two more waffles an hour-plus in … and things started to take a turn

As far as I can tell, he’s ingested somewhere in the neighborhood of 1,600-plus calories. Welp.

Waffle No. 5 took a while

Maybe he should have paced himself?

Time to reflect on what went wrong

In the middle of waffle No. 6, he shared his roster from last season. You can see a little bit of what went wrong — Carson Wentz, Darrell Henderson, an underachieving D.J. Moore, Harrison Bryant at tight end, an injured Raheem Mostert … not good.

It sounds like waffle No. 6 came back up

You knew this was happening at some point:

The seventh waffle is where everything went wrong

This poor guy.

At this point, the best thing to do is sit it out and run out the clock, right?

Coffee time!

That helped!

IT’S OVER!!

After 15 hours and A LOT of waffles, out he goes.

What a performance. Never finish in last place ever again.

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